I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I wear drunk well.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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