He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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