On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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