Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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