I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
false alarm, still single
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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