is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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