doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
3 2 1 whiskey
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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