Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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