talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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