walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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