I want to stick my p in your. b.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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