Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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