it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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