We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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