Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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