I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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