...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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