okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Semen is not good for contacts.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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