I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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