y did u give ur computer a hand job?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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