I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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