People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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