He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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