It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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