I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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