what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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