i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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