im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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