so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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