fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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