i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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