You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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