I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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