Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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