I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Let's get the cat blown out
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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