oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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