Already got asked if we're dating
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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