dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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