It's just like the Real World with babies
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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