I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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