Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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