do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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