I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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