But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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