Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
if only i could text you this smell
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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