ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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