Dude my mom stole all your condoms
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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