i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You can make out without kissing
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