No awkward lesbian experiences without me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
im on a boat
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