i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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